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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Sundays' Aaron 499 NASCAR race in Talladega, Alabama had a few wrecks.......but none compared to the one that happened on the final lap.....
Take a look:
Monday, April 27, 2009
A very happy .......
23rd birthday...........to my daughter.....Madison.....who turned.......the ripe age of 23 on Sunday. I took her out to dinner...........well it turned into lunch.......'cuz I had to work that night. We went to her favorite restaurant....."DePalma's"........strictly Italian........very good. No black folks on the wall......just very authentic....Italian......food.
And .....as long as she was happy..........I was happy. For this was ..........her birthday.....her moment........
So .........I ordered a meat ball sub.....(without cheese).....so ....."un-Italian"
There is a maniac running wild..........
Deadly Shooting: Breaking News Update
In this southern college town..........A College professor........no less.......We predict...........this "prick" .......will kill himself........commit suicide.......before surrendering..
The NFL Draft..........happened this past Saturday and Sunday..........Matthew Stafford.......has .....to quote "Terrell Owens"........$42 million reasons to live. A signing bonus for this UGA star.
The Atlanta Hawks............are toast.
The Cleveland Cavaliers .......are on a roll....To quote Moses Malone........"fo, fo.....and fo..." Cleveland swept the hapless Detroit Pistons in four games..........and are looking forward to doing the same to their next two opponents...........
Stay tuned............
Thursday, April 23, 2009
A little humor........on an early Friday.....
+——————- Bizarre Facts ——————–+
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels
with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces
after eating!
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a
restaurant is considered an insult!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye,
Pupeye, and Poopeye!
[From strangefacts.com]
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Is is Wednesday?
Already?
Hump Day.....is here again. So, we'll do what we do.......on Wednesday.....Let's have some fun and see what's going on in the sports world.......and beyond.
Five stories........Yahoo.com wants you to read:
Bulls' Rose to be Rookie of the Year (AP)
Roy's 42 power Trail Blazers by Rockets (AP
James and sloppy Cavs hold off Pistons (AP
Goodell: Vick must show genuine remorse (AP)
RCR to swap crews for Harvick, Mears (AP
Three stories from the NBA.......one from the NFL.....and one from NASCAR.....The most interesting is the Michael Vick saga. Will it ever end? The man has spent the last two years ....doing time.......prison. But ........the commissioner wants more.....he wants Vick to show ..."remorse"...........no......."genuine remorse".
Well........is this guy a mind reader......or what? Is he a psychiatrist? What ........exactly.....does Michael have to do? He has apologized..........he has lost millions of dollars........lost his following of fans.......paid his dept to society ........and now the "commish"....wants........"genuine remorse".
I must be stupid........I must not be a smart man.......but even I........simple and all.......can't seem to understand all of this.
My advice to Vick?
Hire a TV production crew...........get it on film......cry..........cry..... and cry some more. Look into the cameras..........and cry some more.....Tears........tears.......and more tears.....get some real live "close-ups"........those big brown eyes......blurred by water.....from tears.....sniffle a little.....look real sad.......
That should do it...........that's what he wants..... for you have now.....shown him ....."genuine remorse"...
With that.......
Have a great "Hump Day".......
Monday, April 20, 2009
"Natinals"...........
Things have gotten......oh so bad for the Washington Nationals.......(1-10) .......in their first 11 starts of the Major League Baseball season.....
Not only is this team........which moved from Montreal (as the Expos)a few years back .....the laughing stock of the league.....seems now........their seamstress..........can't spell.
In a home game this week-end.......several National players took to the field..........wearing jerseys which incorrectly spelled Nationals..........."Natinals"
Somebody......needs to get fired over this.
This is not a little league team......with "bail bondsmen" sponsors.....Who let them out on the field?
Where is "quality control"?
Washington should be ashamed.......and I bet Montreal....is smiling today.
90-64.......
Yes........game 1.
Atlanta 90, Miami, 64....
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total | |||||||||
| Miami | 21 | 18 | 18 | 7 | 64 | Final | |||||||
 | Atlanta | 24 | 35 | 17 | 14 | 90 | |||||||
A beat-down.......at Atlanta.....D-Wade shut down.........Josh Smith..........went off.
Only one game.......this is a best of seven........but it sure felt good.
A fitting end.......to a "Gym Dawg Dynasty..........
Suzanne Yoculan (coach of the UGA gymnastics team) goes out in retirement .....a winner....yet again.....1o.....Ten....Championships........Five straight...........
NCAA gymnastics championship: Georgia sends Yoculan out with 10th ...
10 NCAA championships.........
Good job........to a good dawg.......
Things........I think I think..........
I think....I planted the perfect garden....this week-end.
I think....our weekly family conference call.....is still the best life has to offer.
I think.......the north Georgia mountains.....have the most beautiful sights in America.
I think..........I'm tired.....
Have a good ........
Monday.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Yesterday.......
In Major League Baseball.......the Atlanta Braves were beaten, 10-0.............Meanwhile the L A Angels got blasted, 9-2........and while all this was going on........Cincinnati was getting clobbered, 7-0.
These three teams suffered beat-downs ........but it was mild compared to our guys in pinstripes.
| Final | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E | |||||||||||||||
| Cleveland | 0 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 25 | 1 | ||||||||||||||
| NY Yankees | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 1 | |||||||||||||||
| WP: F. Carmona (1-2) LP: C. Wang (0-3) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Yes........it's true.......No, your eyes are not deceiving you.
The best team money can buy.......laid an egg........and we couldn't be happier!
Of course.....those New York tabloids aren't..........
Friday, April 17, 2009
Too much.........."stuff".......
Just in my bedroom.....just now........I just counted..........six clocks!
Or.......six fixtures or appliances or apparatuses.........where I can find out what time it is.
(1) My trusted bedside alarm clock....(2) a ship shaped desk clock my daughter gave me.....(3) My TV........(4) My desktop computer (from which I'm typing) .......(5) My company issued laptop......and...........(6) My cell phone.
Why ......do I.......a simply man.....
Need 6 time pieces?
In one room?
Too much stuff........
Looking beyond my bedroom.......let's just stick with clocks. There's one in the bathroom........and one on the oven........and one on the microwave.......
There is the DVD player and another TV in the family room..........with clocks.....
In another bedroom.....there is also a TV, alarm clock.........
In..........yet another room.....there is a clock........an answering machine........a computer..........
How many clocks is that?
Sixteen...........16.......
Now let's add the three vehicles on the property.......and ........a watch of mine .......and we're up to 20....
Twenty clocks..........
One location.....
Too.....much......stuff...........
So.......your homework assignment is............count your time pieces.......
Do you have...........too much........stuff?
